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Monday, March 21, 2011

Men.

Observation:

1. Men don't talk a lot. At least, all the ones I've dated don't.

2. Men like to fix things. Not just objects, they just want problems and emotional issues to heal really quickly. Girls, don't be whiners.

3. Real men like to cook! And cook well too!

4. My MAN likes Oprah. Winning!

5. Men also like pretty things. Don't let them fool you, they appreciate a nice table cloth and candles. They really do.

6. Men use the same towel....for DAYS at a time. Why? I don't know. Are they aware of the stack of clean towels on the rack? Yes. Does it matter? No. They are simply being resourceful.

7. Men like fast cars. And I love that they love that.

8. Men like building things even if they have no skill at it whatsoever. It's so endearing.

9. Men pose as sweaty construction workers in corny ads and it's hot. It just is.

This post has no meaning whatsoever. I just really appreciate men at this moment. I think I might be high from this paint thinner that I spilled in this room a while ago though. Whatever the case, I think men are fabulous and we should celebrate their wonderfulness more often.